1. Little Tongue

    “Mr LaBeouf, would you be kind enough to un-grab my scrotum, please? It’s REALLY hurting.”

  2. Joe Blow

    Silver surfer: “Ok, which one of you has your finger up my asshole?”

    Mia Goth: “I’m sorry, I thought Shia would like it.”

  3. Such range, such emotion… I mean, just look at that dude’s silver face.

  4. Silver suits Kristen Stewart.

  5. Josephus

    Believe it or not, only one of these three spends all day asking for money in the street.

  6. ThisWillHurt

    If this is a photo from the new Doctor Who, I’m going to kill myself.

  7. This is what happens when you piss off Galactus one too many times.

  8. In a rare photo op: Chris Burke, Seal, and Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

  9. Inner Retard

    Dorothy, tap your heels and you’ll be home. Tin Man, Dr. Schwartz is waiting with the new heart. Shia… sorry, Alec told me if I help you I can’t date Ireland.

  10. “Okay, enough of the smiling and giggling photos. This time on three everybody look sad and confused. One, two…”

  11. cc

    He wears an NYPD hoodie in the hopes we won’t get his ass kicked.

  12. Jenn

    Shia isn’t impressed with the special effects in the latest Transformers movie.

  13. Sweet Jeebers. Shia looks so serious. Does the one in silver have a cure for AIDS or something?

  14. Swearin

    What’s more joyless and soul-killing in this photo, those two or the Cylon?

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