You’ve heard of cankles, this is a ‘heck’
I laughed loud enough to startle my dog.
And I choked on a carrot. That comment just made my day.
The heck, it made my week!
Congratulations! You have now coined a phrase that will be used whenever needed, through out the rest of the internets. Your joke will be used, appropriated and everyone will claim they thought of it.
What I’m trying to say is; “On behalf of every superficial person on the Internet, ‘Thank you'”.
These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a Harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.
Slimer is not aging well…
Truly wise words!
lost a lot of color in face, gained some color in the teeth.
Look at her teeth! YUK!
Are her gums growing *over* her teeth?
Ok, first … Ewww! Secondly, who?
Butter – it’s what’s for dinner. And lunch. And breakfast. And brunch. And lupper…
Elevensees? Second Breakfast?
There’s a man in this world that looked at her and said I’d like to give you children, multiple children.
Multiple men too
Yeah, but you can’t count him because he’s deaf, mute, blind, and intellectually challenged (read: retarded). He did, however manage to plant some seeds…but why did he plant them in a landfill?
You sure he said children? I’d swear I heard ‘chins’…
I threw up all over my laptop.
There should’ve been a warning before this pic.
Must go look at peaceful images of flowers and rainbows now.
I can smell her nasty-ass breath from here.
And her mouth breath ain’t so good, neither.
Just a friendly reminder, if you’re reading these comments down here, you can use the arrow key to avoid having to scroll back up and seeing that again.
I praise your name.
…oh my god …THANK you.
Damn those shit stained teeth almost distracted me from the long curly hairs growing out of one of her chins.
Damn it…was going to take LLBL’s advice, but now I just gotta look. Cure you Queef Sister!! (oh and a thumbs up, too)
Curse damn it.
gross…i thought tis bitch lost 100 pounds….disgusting white trash
Must be that time of the month….
I can’t believe that the Creator wouldn’t have given her at least ONE saving grace. Like maybe perfect pitch, or a beautiful aura, or an innate resistance to fleas…
The Human Thumb.
Goatse, Lemon Party, Tub Girl, 2 Girls 1 Cup. Nothing compared to the memory of being Juned.
She has a boyfriend and I’m single. Well world, it’s been real. *shotgun blast*
Looks like a female serial killer.
How can any one woman have so many strikes against her? If she were a baseball team, the league would have called the season already.
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