“Testicule juice – aka sperm. You’re welcome.”
Some awards you can’t accept without a thorough prostate exam.
well… maybe with a little lube…
“Jack, this contains all the goodwill left that you generated during ‘Tropic Thunder.’ Stop being a douche and make it last for a while.”
I hear Jack’s real last name is Dinklage.
Sad part is he could be a respected actor if he only wore boxers instead of bicycle shorts.
And had any talent.
How he gets every / any reward : pants down, mouth shut, awkward moment.
I wish someone had taken this perfect opportunity to kick him in the balls.
Aparently jquery isn’t a function and he does have talent, just not as an actor.
I don’t believe this guy has contributed enough to society or to the entertainment industry to be worthy of a Friars Club Roast. Make him a cup of hot cocoa in the microwave and call it a day.
I haven’t seen anything this funny since Jerry Lewis! Hahahahah! :roll
“And people said Jack Black couldn’t right anything funny. Look at that! He’s got his pants off! It’s hilarious because that’s exactly what you DON’T do when you accept an award! I LOVE THIS GUY!!”, said no one.
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