1. Little Tongue

    “Testicule juice – aka sperm. You’re welcome.”

  2. ThisWillHurt

    Some awards you can’t accept without a thorough prostate exam.

  3. ghetto

    well… maybe with a little lube…

  4. “Jack, this contains all the goodwill left that you generated during ‘Tropic Thunder.’ Stop being a douche and make it last for a while.”

  5. I hear Jack’s real last name is Dinklage.

  6. Inner Retard

    Sad part is he could be a respected actor if he only wore boxers instead of bicycle shorts.

  7. Icehawg

    How he gets every / any reward : pants down, mouth shut, awkward moment.

  8. I wish someone had taken this perfect opportunity to kick him in the balls.

  9. Jade

    Aparently jquery isn’t a function and he does have talent, just not as an actor.

  10. I don’t believe this guy has contributed enough to society or to the entertainment industry to be worthy of a Friars Club Roast. Make him a cup of hot cocoa in the microwave and call it a day.

  11. Ralph Scagnetti

    I haven’t seen anything this funny since Jerry Lewis! Hahahahah! :roll

  12. “And people said Jack Black couldn’t right anything funny. Look at that! He’s got his pants off! It’s hilarious because that’s exactly what you DON’T do when you accept an award! I LOVE THIS GUY!!”, said no one.

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