Hey, Kim! Since you haven’t been seen with Kanye in WEEKS, guess it’s pretty clear that you’re about to become a single mom… Wonder if Kris Humpries would take you back. Have you asked him, yet? You’re still married to him, right?
I call BS on pregnancy!! She should be showing by now!
She is, you idiot. She apparently tweeted a picture of her baby bump on Twitter yesterday or today.
“Sarcasm – Understatement, mocking overstatement, or heavy-handed irony (stating the flat opposite of the truth) where both parties are aware of the difference between what’s said and what’s actually happening.”
I feel so fucking sorry for that future fashion accessory she’s gonna have.
On the bright side… with a Kardashian for a mother and Kanye West for a father… there’s nowhere for the kid to go but up.
God, I hope she doesn’t fall on her calf during birth.
Omg I actually lol’d at that, so mean!
Don’t worry, I hear she has a team of vets and a mobile crane on 24 hour standby.
Wow, black really IS slimming…
This is not MOO anymore, it’s *whale noises*
Not even Goodyear wants to put its name on that blimp.
Anyone know if medical science has perfected the reverse abortion yet? You know, abort the Mom, keep the kid. Cuz we need one stat!
And thats with Spanx (you can see the lines on her thighs)
Death during childbirth?
Ahh nooo. This was for Jessica Simpson’s Left Tit, above.
She is just as far along in her pregnancy as Kate Middleton. And I hope to God that somebody reminds her of that every single day.
Is it ok to wear spanx when you’re pregnant? Doesn’t that smash the baby? Why is she showing everywhere but her belly?
yes it is ok to wear spanx but i dont know why a pregnant woman would want to…its like youre trying to hide your baby…sad
You spelled ASS wrong.
Baby MOOOOOO inside
the manatee dress
The paparazzi are going to have to start carrying wide angle lenses.
Her being so close to the San Andreas fault counts as reckless endangerment, if you ask me.
Only thing that weighs 140lbs on this beast is the cloth used to cover it……
I’d love to get ahold of (or a look at) those humongous milk duds.
Just fuck off, already. Seriously.
her ass has become a chopper landing pad/.
Cannot decide whether to make a comment about the girth of her body or the girth of those gigantic duck lips…..
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Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles. (April 6, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN