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  1. meeps!

    If you can’t entertain them, just try to freak them out…

  2. Huh. Thought it was James Franco.

  3. There was this place I worked for one day – “Talk to the Brand”

  4. CrashHell

    London my arse! There’s no pine trees, grass, or Sun in London.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m about to commit a hate crime.

    Not because he looks gay… because I really, really hate this guy.

  6. I just don’t understand why anyone , ever, would give this guy any money. Would it be that hard to starve him to death, people, seriously?

  7. Inner Retard

    By Article 45/b Subsection C of the Geneva Convention this qualifies as a war crime.

  8. KEEP HIM THERE!

  9. Like a cocaine cowboy
    Riding out on a high in a drug-induced rodeo
    Like a cocaine cowboy
    Getting weed and blow from people I don’t even know

  10. What is his alleged talent, anyway? The only thing I know that he’s ever done is dressed like the kind of fucktard who’d be isolated on the ‘special floor’ at the hospital except that he used to bang Katy Perry.

    • I saw him in Rock of Ages and he wasn’t too terribly bad. But this pic of him totally cancels out any good will he night have stirred up in me. He’s back on my “Why Doesn’t Somebody Just Shoot This Fucker?” list.

  11. cc

    His ability to consistently be not even remotely funny never fails to amaze me.

  12. Yes, that would have to be London, where American girls go to find queers to bribe into marriage.

  13. Goddamnit! That asshole stole one of my designs!

  14. Shut up and get in the car!-Tom Cruise

  15. Sweetie, whatever it is you’re doing, you’re doing it WRONG.

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