1. He chuckles as he reminds himself it’s not the first time he’s been able to kiss his most prized possession.

  2. J. Bieber

    Just the tip.

  3. If you lick the tip, it goes in a little easier.

  4. Naomi Campbell is gonna be sore later.

  5. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    “Is it still technically gay if you don’t open your lips?”

  6. Slappy Magoo

    “…and I said ‘like this, Mr. Singer?’ And that’s how I became the new Magneto!”

  7. “Then, after a little hello kiss, you should slowly sneak out your tongue….”

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