1. tito

    if you’re going to spend the money on the nose and boob job why not throw go “full overhaul” and have some work on those chompers?

  2. i know about double chins, but double tits?

  3. Another stunning woman. Fuck the teeth, she’s gorgeous.

  4. Her boobs are as wonky as Paris Hilton’s eye.

  5. Please put on your 3D glasses now.

  6. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Jewel seen in costume for her cameo as the first female Transformer.

    (Anybody need a map to figure out where the headlights are?)

  7. I’ve never noticed how tiny her eyes or double her boobs were.

  8. Vlad

    Her make-up artist used to shade in Photoshop.

  9. CptCreep

    Ha… Her boobs have frown lines

  10. Seeing Jewel’s boobs go into threat display, the photographer instinctively froze until the danger passed and they returned to their relaxed state.

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