superficial

  1. I seriously thought this was Mama June and Honey Boo Boo.

  2. tito

    sometimes there’s no going back.

  3. Is… Is she trying to replace her husband on the team???

  4. joe

    Keep looking, honey. Mommy’s dignity is down there somewhere.

  5. Juch

    “Here Comes Whorey Boo-Boo”

  6. coljack

    “Honey, can you look at mommy’s toes and tell me if I need to get my nails done? I’m in the ‘can’t see my own feet’ trimester.”

  7. I see this same scenario at every kid’s soccer game I go to. But usually the woman is way hotter.

  8. ultra

    i thought it was Bertney.

  9. Freebie

    Wow – did she put the pounds on. I know she’s pregnant, but c’mon – this is way too much.

  10. fred

    “Mommy, your cancles are huge. Was Daddy lying when he said you were in Playboy?”

  11. “Mommy, is that jizz dripping out?”

  12. “… you had sex with an octogenarian????”… vomits

  13. This is what your daddy looked like when he fumbled that kick in the Superbowl.

  14. fuckface

    k-Hank-les

  15. “Come on Hank! Momma can’t bend like this for long before the fat cuts off my air supply. Is that a Tootsie Roll or a cat turd!…Screw it! I’m eating it anyway!”

  16. The Captain

    I don’t know but I’ve been told, a big-legged woman ain’t got no soul.

  17. When they get this high, they’re officially cankles..

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