superficial

  1. All right then, bring me the stick! bring me the stick! You want to bring me the stick, don’t you jolly boy? Don’t you? Bring me that stick!

  2. Dr. House in the background is not amused.

  3. I’m so glad imperial colonization is a civilized affair now…

  4. JimBB

    I would make an “Obama visits with the Prince” joke here, but I’m pretty sure that would make me a racist–which would really hurt my chances of ever nailing Halle Berry. So, no.

  5. I have that very same loincloth at home. It’s super-comfortable after a long day wearing jeans and a t-shirt in the office.

  6. Hugh G. Rection

    I wanted to use a cheap Kim Kardashian joke here, but it’s not coming to me. I’ll just go with “Two assholes squatting”

  7. ThisWillHurt

    “An island native, eh? Splendid! I shall give you a running start before I hunt you down, decimate your economy, and claim your land for my own.” *assumes running position*

  8. Everybody poops.

  9. coljack

    “Oh, look. He wants to engage me in his traditional form of combat. I tell you – these savages are just as cute and feisty as the day we first subjugated them.”

  10. “No, no, no, old chap. Amanda Bynes was posing like this!”

  11. “Sir, if you can just get Khloe back in her crate, we can ship her back to America.”

  12. JohnnyP

    The Human Didgeridoo (First Sequence)

  13. Jesus, Alec Baldwin is losing his shit big time.

  14. afbun

    Nice ass!

  15. The Caca Hakka is the shit.

  16. fuckface

    interesting this pic is under the heading “The Crap We Missed”

  17. Doesn’t he know you’re supposed to put the plastic bag over your hand first?

  18. Hugh Manatee

    Must…Keep…Eye contact…

  19. Vlad

    I say, I believe you dropped something.

  20. I wonder if he can hear the ocean.

  21. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    He’s being ever so careful not to make visible his bald patch, seeing as it would make the perfect natural target to aim that spear at. Maori lizard hunters never miss.

  22. Alex

    dis how Ireland Baldwin do it…

  23. bo

    What’s Miley doing in New Zealand?

  24. Sorry, at what point did your body grooming kit stop working?

  25. Alex

    - Pardon me sir, I believe you dropped something…
    - Fuck off baldie! Can’t a guy take a peacefull dump in the woods???!

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