All right then, bring me the stick! bring me the stick! You want to bring me the stick, don’t you jolly boy? Don’t you? Bring me that stick!
Dr. House in the background is not amused.
I thought it was Bruce Campbell.
I’m so glad imperial colonization is a civilized affair now…
I would make an “Obama visits with the Prince” joke here, but I’m pretty sure that would make me a racist–which would really hurt my chances of ever nailing Halle Berry. So, no.
I don’t know. Her baby’s daddy is a racist according to her. So you might still have a shot.
I have that very same loincloth at home. It’s super-comfortable after a long day wearing jeans and a t-shirt in the office.
Do you wear it at the office on Casual Friday?
I did! Only once, though… at my last job.
I wanted to use a cheap Kim Kardashian joke here, but it’s not coming to me. I’ll just go with “Two assholes squatting”
We’ll take it from here.
“An island native, eh? Splendid! I shall give you a running start before I hunt you down, decimate your economy, and claim your land for my own.” *assumes running position*
“Oh, look. He wants to engage me in his traditional form of combat. I tell you – these savages are just as cute and feisty as the day we first subjugated them.”
“No, no, no, old chap. Amanda Bynes was posing like this!”
“Sir, if you can just get Khloe back in her crate, we can ship her back to America.”
The Human Didgeridoo (First Sequence)
That’s right, genius. New Zealand is in Australia…
Who freakin’ cares where the didgeridoo comes from, geek?
Indigenous Australians maybe?
On this site, where political correctness and cultural / racial sensitivity are given such high priority, it’s unacceptable for you two to confuse Maoris with Aborigines. Why don’t you both crawl back into the racist hole you slithered out of?
Just to be clear, the previous comment was directed at JohnnyP and his girlfriend welldoneson.
Jesus, Alec Baldwin is losing his shit big time.
The Caca Hakka is the shit.
interesting this pic is under the heading “The Crap We Missed”
Doesn’t he know you’re supposed to put the plastic bag over your hand first?
I say, I believe you dropped something.
I wonder if he can hear the ocean.
He’s being ever so careful not to make visible his bald patch, seeing as it would make the perfect natural target to aim that spear at. Maori lizard hunters never miss.
dis how Ireland Baldwin do it…
What’s Miley doing in New Zealand?
Sorry, at what point did your body grooming kit stop working?
- Pardon me sir, I believe you dropped something…
- Fuck off baldie! Can’t a guy take a peacefull dump in the woods???!
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Prince William at a Ceremonial Welcome at Government House in Wellington, New Zealand. (April 7, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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