Wow, she looks attractive and fairly normal. This picture clearly didn’t come from her Instagram account.
Bird-brained and pigeon-toed.
Why is there a broom stick with a show attached to it on the right?
I love those long legs.
“Maybe I should Instagram her butt-hole instead.”
Much better since she lost the Trout.
Ireland reminds me of a line I wrote for an Imitate Raymond Chandler competition:
“She had legs that began at her ankles and ended in trouble.”
Ireland Baldwin visualizing how to step off a curb …
Still trying to decide if shes skinny fat.
Plonk her on a college campus and no one would even bother burning the calorie it would take to turn and look in her direction were it not for the name. Average ^ average..
“I’m walking!…Why am I not putting this on Instagram?”
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