superficial

  1. “How they did” what, exactly?

  2. “I grabbed his balls like this…”

  3. JungleRed

    “So then I said, “I’ll show you glib, little man. Now tell me again there’s no postpartum depression, I dare you!”

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “Is this an anti-depressant I see before me?”

  5. JimBB

    I bet her husband has never once woken to find a knife at his throat.

  6. “And that’s when I grabbed hold of Spicolis nuts and told him I’ve had enough of this Van Halen shit! Play me side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV”

  7. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Brooke Shields reenacts the time she handled the Hammaconda.

    (Brooke’s health tip: A bruised diaphragm gets you over post partum depression FAST.)

  8. I wear women's shoes

    Its getting harder and harder to tell her and Maria apart.

  9. He had Balls as big as church bells!

  10. “BRING SNOW WHITE’S STILL BEATING HEART TO ME!!”

  11. PassingTrue

    Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.

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