Brooke Shields at the First Time Fest: The Second Time Around presents 'How They Did It Women in Entertainment' in New York City. (April 3, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“How they did” what, exactly?
“I grabbed his balls like this…”
“… and Michael went ‘HE-HEEEEE!'”
“So then I said, “I’ll show you glib, little man. Now tell me again there’s no postpartum depression, I dare you!”
“Is this an anti-depressant I see before me?”
I bet her husband has never once woken to find a knife at his throat.
“And that’s when I grabbed hold of Spicolis nuts and told him I’ve had enough of this Van Halen shit! Play me side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV”
Brooke Shields reenacts the time she handled the Hammaconda.
(Brooke’s health tip: A bruised diaphragm gets you over post partum depression FAST.)
Its getting harder and harder to tell her and Maria apart.
He had Balls as big as church bells!
“BRING SNOW WHITE’S STILL BEATING HEART TO ME!!”
Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
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