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  1. PassingTrue

    You have my attention. And darn near everything else you might request.

  2. No. You don’t stick your dick in crazy.

  3. JimBB

    She dated three guys on the red carpet.

  4. Veronika Larsson

    Time for a thought balloon:

    “I’m going to date and break up with…that one…that one…and that one over there.”

    And that’s how the new Taylor Swift songs were written for her triple platinum album.

  5. Definitely would

  6. IdDoThat

    Tell me you wouldn’t tear THAT s%#t up… go ahead… Liar. You KNOW you would. Ok, so would I! Such a nasty girl. Eats carpet & dates men just to make them feel inferior. Bad girl, BAD GIRL! Now go lie down!

  7. ThrewUpInMyMouth

    Any man without a publicist/agent/giant ego would meakly say, “Yes, thank you.” if she offered.

    Of course, you would have to have a net worth greater than HERS to even be considered under those circumstances.

    (Extra points for the first person to figure out the logic trap above.)

  8. I wear women's shoes

    The pickins among publicity garnering break up song guys is getting a little slim so Taylor is resorting to the age old tactic of showing more skin.

  9. “Bring that one to us. He appears to have some shred of self-esteem. We shall correct that.”

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