. . . come tiptoe through the tulips. . .
Exactly. Steven Tyler/Tiny Tim lovechild.
I can’t stand this asshole…and yet his sexual conquests are staggering. It’s a strange world we live in.
They caught him mid-whinney.
tee hee hee
I’m going to keep reminding everyone of how much he looks like Rocky Dennis until everyone gets it
I don’t get it.
would 3 seconds with google just kill you?
Maybe. I’d rather not risk it.
While you do that, I’m going to keep saying how much he looks like Templeton until everyone goes and watches Charlotte’s Web. In the mouth, anyways.
As long as we agree he’s a subhuman freak, count me in.
Russell Brand is actually an elaborate Sacha Baron Cohen put-on. c’mon, have YOU seen them photographed together?
So that’s why he never smiles in photos. Looks like someone just farted in his mouth.
Nooooo Ronaldinho, don’t go the MJ way!
He’s one of the smartest quickest comics I’ve ever listened to. Somehow none of that ends up in his movies.
True LR and his hair? YUK
Thats his orgasm face and katy has to see it at least 4 times a day.
Then I give a little fart like so, and the crumpet falls about laughing. *gay chortle*
the ultimate manifestation of Katy Perry’s obsession with Weird Al during his “Eat It” stage
who is this mousy fellow in the members only jacket
So this is what “super model” looks like in the UK ?
Sober, shaved, and celibate. I’m not being witty I feel sorry for this guy. Banging Katy Perry isn’t worth the cost of his single life.
what the hell happened to katy perry’s tits?!
The kids threw slime at him, which of course was redundant!
Say what you want, his fingers smell like Katy Perry
They gave us The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and James Bond, but Captain Douchbag here sets the “Cool Shit that Came out of Britain Meter” back to zero.
Kids shouldn’t have choices if they include this no talent ass-clown.
Clearly there’s been a mix-up in wardrobe, Russell in an heroin induced haze told the dresser he was Justin Bieber!!
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