Johnny Depp watches Penelope Cruz get her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (April 1, 2011)
Oh hello there film fans. I shall speak with you shortly after bitch slapping this rich white fellow.
Johnny Depp: One pair of deep dark chocolate eyes away from being that homeless guy who scares the shit out of you.
He dresses like a 16 year old girl trying to learn how to accessorize.
I wish he’d say something stupid so I could make a Johnny Derp joke.
Johnny Derp says, “Hi Penelope! Bye Penelope!” and accidentally scratches an old man’s face.
you think with all that Pirates money he could afford a mirror.
JOHNNY DEPP, MAN, YOU SHOULD STOP LISTENING TO YOU MEDIOCRE SOURROUNDING PEOPLE, THEY TELL YOU: “BE A PIRATE” BUT IT´S A MEDIOCRE THING, IT´S OBVIOUS THAT YOU DON´T DO IT FOR THE MONEY. MAYEB THEY ARE STILL BEATING YOU FOR THE FANTASTIC FEAR AND LOEATHERING. COME BACK, ED WOOD, MAN, THAT WAS GENIUS, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME IMITATING K. RICHARDS.
That button has an off function as well.
Even when you shout..no one listens to God’s opinion!
Still the only Hollywood leading man who demands that his hotel room not have a shower.
Didn’t you hear God? He has a FEAR of LATHERING.
Interesting entourage there with Mr. Depp. Are they lawyers or stylists?
I’m going with stylists because no one can look that bad without some assistance.
Look at all this cool shit I picked up for next to nothing at the Sally Ann.
OK Mayer, you’re really taking it too f… oh!
Sorry, good morning Mr. Depp.
“Here I am in your dreams. . . . look out, I’m going to slash you with–crap, where did I leave my glove?”
If I wore that I would look like a dick. Somehow he looks cool.
It’s always a treat when Snoopy’s brother Spike wanders in from the desert.
He’s wearing two pairs of jeans so we know he’s not homeless
lol i was going to say somthing about the homeless and two pairs of jeans
“Wow Dr. Drew, you sure do have great skin”
Is he auditioning for Brokeback Mountain 2?
Don’t you see it!? Now it’s so obvious this was the life and look Michael Jackson was striving so hard for the entire time!!!
Fake accent, gold toothed, sloppy hat, odd sunglasses, intentionally ripped jeans poser.
I’m 89% sure that white dude is Michael Cain…?
No one does it like Depp.
must have inherited that hat when river phoenix OD’d
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