Teen Mom Amber Portwood at the mall in Anderson, IN. (April 1, 2011)
lick my portly wood
My camping advice applies here, too…if you leave it alone, it’ll leave you alone.
Remember that Smashing Pumpkins video where the moon had an angry, crater-marked face? Yeah….
“See kids? A lifetime of bad decisions, and you could end up JUST LIKE ME!”
Wth? A new Kardashian?
The power of Christ compels you!!
If she’d done more of that, she wouldn’t be “teen mom”
you gotta get ’em in the head, otherwise they’ll just keep comin’…
Talk about internal conflict. Her body turned to leave but her tongue still wanted to go to Cinnabon.
she looks like a garbage pail kid.
That’s not the mall, that looks like a Walgreens pharmacy.
$10 says she’s still not buying birth control.
Amber Portwood, modeling her scrotum scale at the mall in Anderson, IN
She must have figured out that Rutgers will pay good money for stupid looking people.
Unfortunately they didn’t trap it and send it off to the arctic, I’m disappointed in these photographers.
Where’s a Canadian with a club when you need one?
Doeth thiz bag make me loog letadded?
My mistake. I just assumed this was Mickey Rourke in “Sedated: The Dee Dee Ramone Story”.
Now this is crap I could happily have missed.
Annnnd she is about to crawl along the ceiling while spewing green puke. Lovely.
“It’s God himself who commands you.”
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