“Oooooo, check that sweet arse.”
Why is Jude Law always so pissed off? I would like input (especially from Deacon Jones).
Did a fat chick just bend over in front of him?
he just realized he got to bang the hot redhead from Dracula! WIN!
Jude Law: “I’m puckered and ready. Bring me a producer’s ass. ANY producer. I want to be in a real movie again.”
Tattoos showing with that sweater? The balls on this guy.
“Maybe if I just keep whistling they won’t notice the sweater… “
One kiss with Renee Zelweger back in 2003 and Jude still suffers from occasional spontaneous Sour-Face.
Further proof that Bitter Beer Face is contagious.
Wait. He is still alive? For realsies?
Listen this is from my wardrobe from Alfie II, okay?
“Should I bang my British nanny, or my Brazilian maid? Hmm, decisions, decisions”
My husband thinks this guy is all sorts of attractive. Should I be worried or does he, like George Clooney, not count? Personally, he doesn’t do a thing for me. And neither does G.C. I guess I am unconventional.
Judging from this sweater, he just landed the role of Bert in the live action version of Sesame Street.
Jude Law has fucked Sienna Miller…..how much more of joke do you need than that?
“And this is the face I use for small ones.”
Jude just realizes he took the male escort’s shirt from the hotel by mistake this morning.
He looks like Powered Toast Man.. “Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!!”
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