If only she had a flat head and turned into a pizza at midnight.
Aw, a father-daughter portrait. Sweet.
For him, it’s like having a Fleshlight that won’t shut up about saving the whales.
you are so fucking money, willie.
Bwahahaha! That was awesome!
She should stop wiping her nose on his shirt.
“Seeing you all now what finds I, in box hayvink cracker jackses first.”
Is that some sort of Slavic thing, male lactation when aroused?
she must be amazing to fuck. She would make my dick look huge!
“My names Epic Winh, I am bangink tiny giraffe.”
Nice redneck tuxedo he’s got going on, there.
She must be hollow.
After squeezing breast milk at the backdrop, please do not forget to wipe.
Little known fact, Wladimir Klitschko is actually only 5 foot 4. Not many people know that.
“And if I move my middle finger, I can make her wink.”
Interesting…..I didn’t realize genetically modified cloning had hit the miniature humanoid phase. Like toy poodles….mad science gone wrong? OR MAD SCIENCE GONE RIGHT!
Lol I think im getting jealous a little…
If I had girlfriend that Tiny, I would let her do the “Fred Flinstone” on my testicles. Sans the bowling ball.
Couldn’t figure out how to tie the Bolo, eh Drago?
She always seems to have “that” smile on her face these days. Wonder why?
He’s not really giant…She is a Munchkin!
Too short.. 69′r fail.
Trust me…where there’s a will, there’s a way ;)
my vagina gets scared for her.
She gives me a total boner. I hate him for dating her…and I’d say it to his face too. And then I’d say ‘Oh ya, you gonna do something about it, dumpkopf?’. I ain’t scared o’ shit.
Ironically she turns out to be a size queen… whodathunkit?
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Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Klitschko in New York City. (April 24, 2011)