1. dontkillthemessenger

    Ron Artest’s elbow is giving Gerard the urge for cocaine.

    Pretty much everything does that at this point.

  2. Colin

    I don’t understand the effects of cocaine. Lindsay’s mouth exploded, but Gerard’s appears to have IMploded.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Now that. That’s the face of a man craving a Diet Pepsi if I ever saw one.

  4. Anthony

    I just jizzed…. in…. my pants

  5. He’s trying to take Larry the Cable Guy’s job!

  6. Blech

    He’s got Mel Gibson’s eyes, and no celebrity’s collagen-puffed pout.

  7. EricLr

    He just noticed Russell Crowe flipping him off.

  8. joe blow

    he can’t even feel his face.

  9. You just know the next thing that came out of his mouth was “uck.”

  10. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff…ploppers.

  11. The Brown Streak

    These referees are making me angry….they won’t like it when I’m angry! Gerard SMASH!

  12. Mike Walker

    Dat fuggin ass!

  13. Pearce Bronzetan

    I hear the sound of a boiling kettle mixed with a radiator hose leaking and the sound of a guy taking a dump. A big dump.

  14. Someone just walked by and told him how much they loved him in that Muppets movie.

  15. Jesus, I thought Randy Quaid was hiding out in Canada.

  16. Anonymous

    He who smelt it– dealt it.

  17. Swearin

    “Gasol got another f*cking foul?! Someone get me my spear!”

  18. “This. Is. Withdrawal!!!”

  19. horshak

    he just realized brandi ganville still has his number. and now the battle begins. His penis says yes but his wallet says no.

  20. lori

    Straight out of Faces of Meth.

  21. ihatemosteveryone

    F bomb loading….97% complete…

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