1. Ibis

    Is that rigor mortis of the nipples?

  2. Because Bethenny Frankel is the first person that comes to mind when I think of literacy.

  3. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    When you put her next to a newspaper and a book she doesn’t look that dead after all

  4. You know you’re looking busted when hard nipples aren’t going to save you.

  5. catapostrophe

    She look like Grinch.

  6. CK

    looks like someone traced around the mouth a few too many times.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Is this the scene in the Lord of the Rings trilogy where Smeagol fully converts to Gollum when he bites the fish head off?

  8. Crissy

    My fucken eyes! ahhhhhhhhh! Why must I be forced to look at this? Damn fetus!

  9. Who opened the Ark?

  10. Hank E. Ring

    She has held up pretty good since her Seinfeld days.

  11. Is this one of those “Caricatures made realistic” things??

  12. Mike Walker

    Her face looks like a racoon fucked a snowplow.

  13. real

    Frankenstein with bolt-ons! Ha…bolt ons. Get it? Ya schmucks.

    • Glenys

      Actually, Frankenstein was the scientist. So, you should have typed, ‘Frankenstein’s monster…’. You’re the schmuck.

  14. Govt. Cheese

    The Scottish legend of Nipples McGee!

  15. cc

    J.F. Sebastian is holding up better than I expected.

  16. She always looks drowsy.

  17. lori

    Well, hello there, dead eyes.

  18. Dick

    I’ve heard of face lifts but a face melt?!?

  19. quagmire

    This lady is like… octomom gross. WTF ?! Honestly. She has a TV show that no one watches? I don’t even wanna think about what her bikini waxer has to go through every two weeks. SIck sick sick.

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