Is that rigor mortis of the nipples?
nice nipples shame about the facelift
Nipple mortis – and it’s spread to her face!
Because Bethenny Frankel is the first person that comes to mind when I think of literacy.
Does the Pope shit in the…no, wait…Are bears Catholic?…dammit. I guess she might be.
When you put her next to a newspaper and a book she doesn’t look that dead after all
You know you’re looking busted when hard nipples aren’t going to save you.
She look like Grinch.
looks like someone traced around the mouth a few too many times.
Is this the scene in the Lord of the Rings trilogy where Smeagol fully converts to Gollum when he bites the fish head off?
My fucken eyes! ahhhhhhhhh! Why must I be forced to look at this? Damn fetus!
Who opened the Ark?
She has held up pretty good since her Seinfeld days.
Is this one of those “Caricatures made realistic” things??
Her face looks like a racoon fucked a snowplow.
Frankenstein with bolt-ons! Ha…bolt ons. Get it? Ya schmucks.
Actually, Frankenstein was the scientist. So, you should have typed, ‘Frankenstein’s monster…’. You’re the schmuck.
The Scottish legend of Nipples McGee!
J.F. Sebastian is holding up better than I expected.
She always looks drowsy.
Well, hello there, dead eyes.
I’ve heard of face lifts but a face melt?!?
This lady is like… octomom gross. WTF ?! Honestly. She has a TV show that no one watches? I don’t even wanna think about what her bikini waxer has to go through every two weeks. SIck sick sick.
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Bethenny Frankel at The Los Angeles Times Festival of Books. (April 22, 2012)