1. dontkillthemessenger

    Aye, the black whores are starboard.

  2. Bangs a black hooker off Hollywood Blvd but is afraid of pirate figures?

  3. Jon Hex

    “Wha-? I always pay my hookers.”

  4. bigalkie

    Hello Der.. I be Divine Brown’s dady!

  5. “I DON’T KNOW WHY HIS FINGERS STINK!”

  6. Pearce Bronzetan

    British men are so smart, even their penii get glasses.

  7. “So I asked the genie for a 12-inch prick, and here he is!”

  8. bethy

    When James Lipton gets bored, James Lipton gives you acid and manipulates your trip.

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