Pretty much the last sentence I would associate with this picture is, “Yes, this guy bangs a really hot woman.”
It’s okay- nobody is going to say that.
I wonder how many miles per dog he’s getting
“Let me guess. I look stupid–right?”
Who’s the shit rat on the end of the leader?…. the one on the skateboard?
Now that’s energy efficiency. Powered exclusively by that dog’s desperate desire to get away from this douchebag.
By god, it is almost a perpetual motion device. Astonishing.
That dog is totally going to eat some grass and puke it up in his shoe later tonight.
Hopefully he’ll go for the ones on the T-shirt.
Believe it or not, this man was born in 1969, not 1999.
He put a babeh in Sookeh. Ha!
Anna Paquin playing a black dog? Why, she’s fucking amazing!
Shit man, do some calf work…
I’d be constantly smiling if I was fucking Anna Paquin too.
Lazy ass vampires!!!
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