superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Pretty much the last sentence I would associate with this picture is, “Yes, this guy bangs a really hot woman.”

  2. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    I wonder how many miles per dog he’s getting

  3. catapostrophe

    “Let me guess. I look stupid–right?”

  4. Who’s the shit rat on the end of the leader?…. the one on the skateboard?

  5. EricLr

    Now that’s energy efficiency. Powered exclusively by that dog’s desperate desire to get away from this douchebag.

  6. That dog is totally going to eat some grass and puke it up in his shoe later tonight.

  7. lazy fucker.

  8. lol

    Believe it or not, this man was born in 1969, not 1999.

  9. real

    He put a babeh in Sookeh. Ha!

  10. Anna Paquin playing a black dog? Why, she’s fucking amazing!

  11. ChickenHawk

    Shit man, do some calf work…

  12. I’d be constantly smiling if I was fucking Anna Paquin too.

  13. squishy

    Lazy ass vampires!!!

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