We don’t need no stinkin’ Kardashians!
Well played, black microphone. Well played, indeed.
I seriously laughed for, like, 12 minutes.
The microphone is not THAT large. Settle down, slut!
“So Arnold and I are on the set of “True Lies” one day and I told him I was a hermaphrodite, and he just got on his knees and went like this —“
Two observations: (1) she’s an older version of a white Abed from NBC’s “Community” and (2) she still looks better on her worst day than Tori Spelling on her most ecstatic.
Not shown: every piece of glass within 200 yards shattering in unison.
I guess that explains why she’s been married so long.
“It’s wierd…whenever I sing, Michael Myers wants to kill me.”
Ya ya I know.. Hamlets girlfriend.
“O say does that star-spangled Red Cross yet waaave…”
Activi……oh god dammit!
Probably not the best place to do a When Harry Met Sally diner scene reenactment
“I’m so happy I’m regular! “
The teeth, lady, watch the teeth!
Bousman and Zdunich have found a replacement to Zdunich’s role in the sequel to “The Devil’s Carnival”. And she needs no make-up adjustment.
I was about to make a joke then I remembered her figure in True Lies.
“Vooolare whoa-o ….”
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