Khloe Kardashian in New York City. (April 23, 2012)
I think I saw this episode in which Captain Kirk and Spock barely escape from the Planet of Freddy Krueger shirt wearing Chewbaccas.
That’s sharp wit, dude. Someone should nominate you for the Mark f-ing Twain Award.
So Elektra has a sequel… looks promising…
You’re on the wrong coast for Coachella, you fat pig!
She could easily kick my ass.
A tip for you Khloe, don’t wear any accessories that draw attention to your face.
Fuck, does a burqa count as an accessory?
No, but a plastic bag does.
Is that a uniboob?
It’s a trifecta? What, you couldn’t fit the whole fucking worthless family in this version of the shit we want to miss?
By the way, is she out of Dallas yet?
I do believe so! Later, boner-hole!
As if she needed to call more attention to her face… Geesh! They said try to distract AWAY from the face!
Now we all know what the Mark of the Beast looks like…I welcome the End Times.
Evidently the part above the arrow that said “I’m with stupid” wore off.
Well that’s the end of the Hare Krishnas
The Ice Cream truck driver finally got to see the sasquash he had been searching for all his life but it had to the one day he forgot to charge his phone.
I guess Lamar just hits the “eject” button whenever he wants to take his penis out of her mouth.
she needed less attention on her face
Joining the Hin-Dude religion
From the looks of it, the form of the Destructor has been chosen…
What kind of sentient being has a thought process that results in this? I wish death to her strain.
Please let that be a laser scope sight
I, on the other hand, welcome our Wookie overlords!
Somebody is smelling Shatner’s finger as we speak.
a droid won’t tear your arms off if you win either…
Who is this guy?
Press button. Dispense bacon.
Well, you know what they say about the yeti and UFOs…
Wake up Link, Ganon has the Triforce!
The King is back. We missed you so much.
Imagine what that mug will look like when it ages more, I shiver at the thought (not that the present is great anyway, as that is one serious case of man face)
If I wanted to dress like a barber shop poll…..
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