superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I think I saw this episode in which Captain Kirk and Spock barely escape from the Planet of Freddy Krueger shirt wearing Chewbaccas.

  2. So Elektra has a sequel… looks promising…

  3. Deacon Jones

    You’re on the wrong coast for Coachella, you fat pig!

  4. catapostrophe

    She could easily kick my ass.

  5. Jonas Grumby

    A tip for you Khloe, don’t wear any accessories that draw attention to your face.

  6. Is that a uniboob?

  7. It’s a trifecta? What, you couldn’t fit the whole fucking worthless family in this version of the shit we want to miss?

  8. By the way, is she out of Dallas yet?

  9. Crissy

    As if she needed to call more attention to her face… Geesh! They said try to distract AWAY from the face!

  10. Now we all know what the Mark of the Beast looks like…I welcome the End Times.

  11. The Pope

    Evidently the part above the arrow that said “I’m with stupid” wore off.

  12. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Well that’s the end of the Hare Krishnas

  13. The Brown Streak

    The Ice Cream truck driver finally got to see the sasquash he had been searching for all his life but it had to the one day he forgot to charge his phone.

  14. JohnBoss

    I guess Lamar just hits the “eject” button whenever he wants to take his penis out of her mouth.

  15. ET Phone Home

    she needed less attention on her face

  16. Garrett

    Joining the Hin-Dude religion

  17. From the looks of it, the form of the Destructor has been chosen…

  18. Shitz

    What kind of sentient being has a thought process that results in this? I wish death to her strain.

  19. Pearce Bronzetan

    Please let that be a laser scope sight

  20. DrX

    I, on the other hand, welcome our Wookie overlords!

  21. Somebody is smelling Shatner’s finger as we speak.

  22. NEOV

    a droid won’t tear your arms off if you win either…

  23. Cavallari's Taint

    Who is this guy?

  24. x2

    Press button. Dispense bacon.

  25. cc

    Well, you know what they say about the yeti and UFOs…

  26. Wake up Link, Ganon has the Triforce!

  27. browny

    The King is back. We missed you so much.

  28. Grand Poobah

    Imagine what that mug will look like when it ages more, I shiver at the thought (not that the present is great anyway, as that is one serious case of man face)

  29. squishy

    If I wanted to dress like a barber shop poll…..

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