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  1. sparkymcgee

    Dude…seriously…what’s up with the Simpsons hair?

    Apr 23, 2012 at 5:02 pm /  Reply /60
  2. Cock Dr

    Are those little individual shrubs he has sculptured into his hair?
    It’s like a miniature Christmas tree farm up there.

    Apr 23, 2012 at 5:23 pm /  Reply /120
  3. Deacon Jones

    Outside, he’s smiling.
    But inside, he’s…he’s dying of AIDS.

    Apr 23, 2012 at 5:26 pm /  Reply /71
  4. Froghammer

    His hair is fractal.

    Apr 23, 2012 at 5:34 pm /  Reply /40
  5. Crissy

    OMG! It’s Pauley Douche! Whodathunk that was his last name?! But so fitting, aint it?!!! Ok, go away now!

    Apr 23, 2012 at 5:35 pm /  Reply /23
  6. Blech

    His complexion really does give the orange piping on his jersey a run for its money, does it not?

    Apr 23, 2012 at 5:46 pm /  Reply /40
  7. Eric

    He looks like he really loves his sleep number tanning bed

    Apr 23, 2012 at 6:12 pm /  Reply /50
  8. Chereth Cutestory

    What am I looking at here?

    Apr 23, 2012 at 7:20 pm /  Reply /10
  9. DeepBlue54

    Pauly D, the human chia pet.

    Apr 23, 2012 at 7:59 pm /  Reply /10
  10. Contusion

    I see he’s wearing his King Douche hair crown.

    Apr 23, 2012 at 8:09 pm /  Reply /10
  11. Georgio

    I can imagine how this booking call went.

    “Hey, this is Joe down at the Hard Rock. I’d like to book that Situation guy. He’s already booked? Well what about Snooki…no? J–um..the other one? No? Well what about one of those fat ones? Jesus, are you kidding? OK, just send any of them. I don’t even care anymore.”

    Apr 23, 2012 at 9:08 pm /  Reply /30
  12. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    King Productions now has a new nemesis in boxing as Herpes King enters the ring with Ewok and Douche fights.

    Apr 23, 2012 at 9:48 pm /  Reply /00
  13. real

    looks like K.D. Lang’s tan little sister. Ha!

    Apr 23, 2012 at 10:36 pm /  Reply /11
  14. Pearce Bronzetan

    If that’s a choke chain, please… somebody use it.

    Apr 23, 2012 at 10:57 pm /  Reply /20
  15. journalschism

    Douche with upside-down Budweiser cap for hair says what?

    Apr 23, 2012 at 11:43 pm /  Reply /00
  16. NEOV

    I thought Guile’s brother was killed…

    Apr 24, 2012 at 12:25 am /  Reply /20
  17. siriusly25

    ew please, make it stop!

    Apr 24, 2012 at 12:25 am /  Reply /10
  18. vitobonespur

    He looks like a road apple stuck to the top of a back-scratcher. But I’ll bet he has a hot sister. I mean, look at those lips!

    Apr 24, 2012 at 2:13 am /  Reply /00
  19. mbcl

    it’s the new character on the A-team called “Mr. F”

    Apr 24, 2012 at 5:44 am /  Reply /00
  20. downwithmuffins

    He looks like he is auditioning for Goku on Dragonball Z.

    Apr 24, 2012 at 8:50 am /  Reply /00
  21. Chico the Man

    Looks like he wears the family jewels on his head……Dickhead.

    Apr 24, 2012 at 11:13 am /  Reply /00
  22. Col. Bat Guano

    He’s the new spokesman for Sears/Craftsman Tool Boxes.

    Apr 24, 2012 at 12:17 pm /  Reply /00
  23. hugh

    why nobody comments on how fat he is?
    he’s fat

    Apr 29, 2012 at 5:17 pm /  Reply /00

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