superficial

  1. Dude…seriously…what’s up with the Simpsons hair?

  2. Cock Dr

    Are those little individual shrubs he has sculptured into his hair?
    It’s like a miniature Christmas tree farm up there.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Outside, he’s smiling.
    But inside, he’s…he’s dying of AIDS.

  4. His hair is fractal.

  5. Crissy

    OMG! It’s Pauley Douche! Whodathunk that was his last name?! But so fitting, aint it?!!! Ok, go away now!

  6. Blech

    His complexion really does give the orange piping on his jersey a run for its money, does it not?

  7. He looks like he really loves his sleep number tanning bed

  8. What am I looking at here?

  9. Pauly D, the human chia pet.

  10. Contusion

    I see he’s wearing his King Douche hair crown.

  11. I can imagine how this booking call went.

    “Hey, this is Joe down at the Hard Rock. I’d like to book that Situation guy. He’s already booked? Well what about Snooki…no? J–um..the other one? No? Well what about one of those fat ones? Jesus, are you kidding? OK, just send any of them. I don’t even care anymore.”

  12. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    King Productions now has a new nemesis in boxing as Herpes King enters the ring with Ewok and Douche fights.

  13. real

    looks like K.D. Lang’s tan little sister. Ha!

  14. Pearce Bronzetan

    If that’s a choke chain, please… somebody use it.

  15. journalschism

    Douche with upside-down Budweiser cap for hair says what?

  16. NEOV

    I thought Guile’s brother was killed…

  17. ew please, make it stop!

  18. He looks like a road apple stuck to the top of a back-scratcher. But I’ll bet he has a hot sister. I mean, look at those lips!

  19. mbcl

    it’s the new character on the A-team called “Mr. F”

  20. He looks like he is auditioning for Goku on Dragonball Z.

  21. Chico the Man

    Looks like he wears the family jewels on his head……Dickhead.

  22. Col. Bat Guano

    He’s the new spokesman for Sears/Craftsman Tool Boxes.

  23. hugh

    why nobody comments on how fat he is?
    he’s fat

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