Coming soon to a theater near you–Gerard Depardieu in “The Val Kilmer Story”
He should wear a helmet. Can you imagine what would happen to his career if he damaged that face?
Val Kilmer would have twice as much work?
No problem. Just teach Mickey Rourke French.
Run little scooter. Run like your life depends on it!
This is probably gonna be the funniest thing I see today.
A hog on a hog.
If motorcycles could talk, that one would spend all day screaming for death.
He looks like one of those souvenier apple head sculptures in a hipster’s art piece that has magically come to life with some sort of Weird Science potion.
Hey, that bike in front’s got a windscreen washer!
It’s fueled by his urine.
Fat guy on a little bike. Fat guy on a little bike.
Thank you for showing me something I never knew I wanted to see.
HEAVY ̶M̶E̶T̶A̶L̶ ̶T̶H̶U̶N̶D̶E̶R̶
Joke all you want but those Power Wheels are so much fun!
Can you imagine the smell when he gets off that vinyl seat?
But can you imagine the number he’s doing to that aging prostate?
“In other news, a very ingenious Proboscis Monkey made a daring escape from a French zoo today…” Google it.
Fucking socialist French. Now every old fart in America will want to know why they can’t have their fucking Rascal pimped, too.
I assumed Val Kilmer was driving away, as fast as he can, from the first meeting to discuss the McGruber sequel….
I’ve always been very fond of Gerard Depardieu. He is a great actor and he’s got charisma that translates wonderfully on film. Yeah, he’s got a very unique face which doesn’t look all that great in photographs but it always worked in his movies, I thought. In fact, when he was younger (even in the silly but loveable La chèvre (1981) with Pierre Richard) I thought he was very dashing:
Anyway, any ideas why he looks so tiny on that moped? Or is the moped just huge? Also is he even moving or is he standing in one spot with seriously gelled hair?
W.C. Fields has returned from the grave!!!
Christopher Nolan’s really going over the top with his version of the Penguin.
I wonder if the seats on that thing are made by Depends.
The French version of Sons of Anarchy is very disappointing
He’s had a rough go of it since they laid off the crew of the carbonite freezing chamber on Cloud City.
Something’s missing.. Didn’t the Penguin always carry an umbrella?
Hey, that’s one of those new bikes from the Scooters Aren’t Hopelessly Gay scooter company.
Fatman, on his trusty Fatcycle, patrolling the streets, searching for unsuspecting croissants.
He was one called the sexiest man alive. Hmm. Yeah…that happened.
I did not know they made body kits for rascals.
Do you think it beeps when he’s backing up???
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Gerard Depardieu in Paris. (April 19, 2012)