1. Colin

    IIIIII’m to sexy for this shiiirt, too sexy for this shiiiiirt, so seexy it huuuuurts…

  2. Clockwork Orange remake?

  3. Deacon Jones

    Don’t tell me the hipster movement has progressed to having fake conversations with yourself, because I’ll hit the fucking launch button right now.

  4. kimmykimkim

    Dude, the hat. Fucking lose it. Now.

  5. Crissy

    OMG! That name, that name… ROTFL! I am Somewhatharder!

  6. Jon Hex

    Are they doing a prequel to Gangs of New York?

  7. “Yaaaawwwnnn…I just woke up and it was on my head. It’s totally ironic because I don’t really bowl that much, you know?”

  8. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Irony or ‘Little did he know’…You decide.

  9. Out-of-work chimney-sweep chic???

  10. Buddy the Elf

    Dude needs a monocle with that outfit.

  11. The Brown Streak

    doo doo…doo..doo…i don’t want…anybody else…but when i think about you, i touch myself, doop dee doo doo…la la…

  12. Garrett

    “It’s like they don’t even notice my hat.”

  13. Looks like Mr. Peanut spends his days off ogling Muscle Beach. Who knew?

  14. Why do all the attractive ones have hobo tendencies?

  15. Cool hat. But in order to look right it should be worn with something a little more dressy than someone waiting for an open stall in an outhouse.

  16. I’ve never seen such raw animal lust directed at a tree.

  17. cc

    He must be pretty small to wear the hat off of a bottle of Broker’s Gin.

  18. Is that smirk permanently etched on his face? He’s starting to come off as very douchey to me. I usually like him, but come on.

  19. quagmire


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