Scarlett Johansson in London. (April 20, 2012)
No, hon, you can’t bite through chicken bones.
(Man Hands Alert.)
She’s on the set of “Stand Up Guys,” no doubt.
Her jaw hurts? Must have been one hell of a job interview.
“Ugggh I think I just bit into a piece of one of Sean Penn’s dentures…”
You know, when you give too many blowjobs and your jaw gets sore? I hate when that happens.
That must have been one hell of a sneeze for the snot to hit the windshield like that!
It’s like she ripped the arm off of a male mannequin and has her people bring it along to scratch her. That hand cannot be attached. It can’t be.
Tooting out those chicken wing hot sauce farts are brutal, eh Scarlett?
Pictured: Last person who gave Chris Brown a ride.
Yu Phu Kin Dong
Too dumb to know better than to go out with Chris Brown, huh?
Do anal Sean said. It will be erotic he said. Are these seats made out of concrete?
Note the belt buckle imprint on her forehead. Guess she was auditioning for her next role.
“Why’d we have to park beside of Chris Brown?”
Next time, pass on the Nuclear. Yes, you’ll look like a pansy, but it’ll save you the I.B.S.
Sometimes, a small belch will still bring the stale taste of old Sean Penn back into Scarlett’s mouth.
Since when has Woody Allen been contagious?
“That’s what blood pudding is made of?”
Interviewing for her new position at Jane’s Defence Weekly.
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