superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    No, hon, you can’t bite through chicken bones.

    (Man Hands Alert.)

  2. Fred

    She’s on the set of “Stand Up Guys,” no doubt.

  3. Colin

    Her jaw hurts? Must have been one hell of a job interview.

  4. “Ugggh I think I just bit into a piece of one of Sean Penn’s dentures…”

  5. kimmykimkim

    Chicken wang!!

  6. You know, when you give too many blowjobs and your jaw gets sore? I hate when that happens.

  7. sprub

    That must have been one hell of a sneeze for the snot to hit the windshield like that!

  8. It’s like she ripped the arm off of a male mannequin and has her people bring it along to scratch her. That hand cannot be attached. It can’t be.

  9. Jonas Grumby

    Tooting out those chicken wing hot sauce farts are brutal, eh Scarlett?

  10. Jon Hex

    Pictured: Last person who gave Chris Brown a ride.

  11. EricLr

    Too dumb to know better than to go out with Chris Brown, huh?

  12. Joe

    Do anal Sean said. It will be erotic he said. Are these seats made out of concrete?

  13. Note the belt buckle imprint on her forehead. Guess she was auditioning for her next role.

  14. The Brown Streak

    “Why’d we have to park beside of Chris Brown?”

  15. Next time, pass on the Nuclear. Yes, you’ll look like a pansy, but it’ll save you the I.B.S.

  16. JohnBoss

    Sometimes, a small belch will still bring the stale taste of old Sean Penn back into Scarlett’s mouth.

  17. CBN

    Since when has Woody Allen been contagious?

  18. That’s what blood pudding is made of?”

  19. cc

    Interviewing for her new position at Jane’s Defence Weekly.

  20. Pearce Bronzetan

    Scarlett quickly learns that lense-less glasses at a bukkake party don’t work.

  21. Biff

    Toothache? So she is just like the rest of us…

  22. Juan Diablo

    “I gotta have more cowbell.” That is Christopher Walken, right?

  23. tlmck

    Coke burn.

  24. mbcl

    “a young boy just hit me with a purse”

  25. x2

    Damn! My mouth was open!

  26. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    I know what time it was when this picture was taken, I learned it off a Popsicle stick…..tooth hurty in re afreenoon

  27. What a sneeze!! Cover your mouth, gross ass.

  28. JanGator

    “Gah – Sean Penn flashback!”

  29. Looks like she and Sean Penn just had their first falling out and he had to jack her jaw to remind her of a woman’s place.

  30. quagmire

    Well, there is a pinstriped masculine shoulder in the picture so we can all assume someone just got some *roadhead*.

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