superficial

  1. Hah! Well there you go. I thought “Grandpa” Al Lewis died a long time ago.

  2. I think they filmed the movie The Prophecy too early because I seriously defy anyone to run into him and NOT think their time is up…

  3. LOL!

    (he pushed her)

  4. papastryfe

    her pootie STANKS, I tell ya. What about my belt?

  5. Wait a minute. Al Pacino is in this too. I didn’t think you could put that much batshit crazy in the same movie.

  6. BarB

    This is what you get when Clint Eastwood, David Lynch, and Jack Nicholson’s Joker have a baby and incubate it in a septic tank

  7. Deacon Jones

    Getting a blowjob while doing a key bump, now that’s talent!

  8. “Reporting live for Grumpy Old Fart News, I’m Christopher Walken.”

  9. Cock Dr

    The pants need to be higher.

  10. It’s the Freezemizer!

  11. Christopher Walken has always looked…mmmm…interesting, but today is the day he gets his diploma.

  12. Matty

    Nothing says class like a tie tucked in to unbuckled pants.

  13. puddleduck

    uncle fester with hair

  14. Bonky

    Between the Pacino shot and this one, I have got to see this movie !

  15. The Pope

    “My fingers stink for days every time I dig out that damn watch!”

  16. So is he Fred Mertz in the I Love Lucy reboot?

  17. bigalkie

    In his best Grandpa Al Lewis voice Chris Walken says ” Smell my fingers”.

  18. The Brown Streak

    The Prophecy 17 was nothing more than Christopher Walken telling the other demons where to find a good beer.

  19. He can smell his own impending death. Meaning he is old. He is old and about to die.

  20. This… invisible martini… tastes TERRIBLE!

  21. Chris Pine

    “Welcome to the IN-continental!”

  22. I know nothing about this movie, but between this and the Pacino pic, I’m thinking it’s basically a re-do of the Burt Lancaster-Kirk Douglas movie Tough Guys. You remember—they played two bank robbers from the ’50s released from prison in the culture-shock ’80s.

    And then Kirk brutally rapes Burt and laughs about it, telling him he’ll get away with it ’cause he’s a big star.

  23. Pearce Bronzetan

    Guy in crowd: “Hey Chris! Can you do your Gerard Butler at a Lakers Game impression?”

  24. Shitz

    “And next, my impression of me drinking a Midori Sour (which ironically, are not dat sour).”

  25. Most people do an impression of him, here he’s doing an impression of Kirk Douglas and it’s spot on!

  26. tlmck

    “sniff sniff. It wasn’t me. It was that guy over there.”

  27. Swearin

    He just snorted cocaine off that finger, didn’t he?

  28. “Friends call me Snow Mizer.. Whatever i touch.. Turns to snow in my clutch.’

  29. cc

    Mmm, do up your belt you must.

  30. mbcl

    “that paint didn’t taste good at all.”

  31. horshak

    this looks an awful lot like my grandma betty 2 weeks before she died

  32. Looks like he’s got his “Game Face”, he’s definitely on the hunt for blood alright. The question is whose blood is he after?

Leave A Comment