1. “No one will believe you if you try “outing” me, NO ONE!”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Let’s not judge a book by it’s cover. Oh wait… Andy Dick just showed up to watch his kids play soccer too?

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Back off, nancy boy! I’m all man, as you can plainly see, so take your queer ass away from me! (Meet me in the blue port-a-john in five minutes) That’s right, you better run! Homo!”

  4. “Why can’t you show YOUR cleavage to distract the other team like Heidi Klum did?”

  5. “No bro… I tried bleaching my asshole but then switched to waxing… SOOOOO much manlier…”

  6. “Oh my GOOOOD Rafaello! I CLEARLY said that *I* was going to wear the Armani T and Dolce skinny jeans. This is the LAST time you EVER embarrass me like this!”

  7. 2 gay dads at their kid’s soccer game?

  8. “If you ever try to out-androgenous me again, this pink Prada fold-up chair is going right upside your skull!”

  9. anonymous

    Why are gay guys afraid of the squat rack?

  10. Sheppy

    GLAAD soccer tournament?

  11. those jeans have got be MORTIFYING his poor son.

  12. Man, I hate girls who change everything about themselves to please men. Just bc your bf likes twinks doesn’t mean you needed to lose 40 lbs, Joey.

  13. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Shauna Sand is looking great these days! Finally took off the wig and wore clothes to her kid’s soccer game.

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