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  1. That’s the most fucked up arm to head ratio I’ve seen in a while

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Goddamnit, you spill a LITTLE yogurt on your pants and everyone just runs with it! I didn’t even use the port-a-potty!”

  3. “Yo man, you seen Bluto? Imma fuck him up.”

  4. Coachella’s still going on? How long can a cocaine high last before it kills you?

  5. He looks pissed, someone else must have been using the Porta Potty.

  6. Seth

    “Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!”

  7. FattyFatFuck

    He’ll gladly pay you tuesday for a dry clean today!

  8. This is what happens when you ask a sorceress for “a little head”

  9. UPDATE: Gigantic hand specialist reports there is nothing wrong with Gerard Butler’s gigantic hands. Only complaint was that he STILL couldn’t find a decent pair of oven mitts….

  10. Gerard Butler is so method that he even pisses himself when he dresses like a homeless person.

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