That’s the most fucked up arm to head ratio I’ve seen in a while
“Goddamnit, you spill a LITTLE yogurt on your pants and everyone just runs with it! I didn’t even use the port-a-potty!”
“Yo man, you seen Bluto? Imma fuck him up.”
Coachella’s still going on? How long can a cocaine high last before it kills you?
He looks pissed, someone else must have been using the Porta Potty.
“Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘nam!”
He’ll gladly pay you tuesday for a dry clean today!
This is what happens when you ask a sorceress for “a little head”
UPDATE: Gigantic hand specialist reports there is nothing wrong with Gerard Butler’s gigantic hands. Only complaint was that he STILL couldn’t find a decent pair of oven mitts….
Gerard Butler is so method that he even pisses himself when he dresses like a homeless person.
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