Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles. (April 20, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Kim Kardashian is distraught after realizing she would have to wait 18 years to properly exploit her child.
Reverse the colors in that outfit and she’s a Twinkie.
Yeesh, her breasts are starting to point down. You know it’s bad when your moneymakers start revolting.
They’re revolting, just like her and her whole damn family.
Jesus fuck she’s turning into Octomom.
Behold! The Great White Whale—Mo’ B Dick.
She has the look of “udder” defeat.
Even among cattle there is a black cow. And she walks with shame and her head and udders hung low.
Great, now I feel sorry for her. Wow, I just found my boundary. I can’t make fun of pregnant women. – I was already suspicious at the Middleton picture. – Damn my morals!
She won’t be pregnant forever. All you’ve gotta do is wait, then make fun of her and her ugly spawn. Well, this is my plan.
fuck this whore—-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You people are mean
What? This is all Kim has ever wanted.
Mean?!! Look at what the hell she’s putting US through!
How bouts wearing some looser clothes so that kid can have room to grow. At the rate shes going the kids heads gonna look like a half mushed loaf of bread.
Hey sweetie – where’s Kanye?
let’s blow the whale up with dynamite! KABOOMM!
Another original bon mot by Greg W in Oregon. And today is only MONDAY!
Bitch is just FAT. There’s no baby in there. If I wanted to shove food in my mouth all day long for fun, I’d tell people I’m pregnant too.
Is anyone else hearing the sad walking away song from The Incredible Hulk in their heads?
She needs to wear loose clothes and let the baby grow. At this rate that kids gonna come out with its head like a half mushed loaf of bread.
*Looks at the skinny blonde behind her, bursts into tears*
she doesn’t even look pregnant. she looks like she has a secret Whopper obsession.
Bad dog! BAD!
Kanye isn’t hiding. He has been walking behind Kim this whole time.
I don’t really pay much attention to how she looks nowadays. Other than her milk duds, that is. I have a theory that by the time she gives birth we’ll be looking at the Eighth Wonder of the World.
8th & 9th
she just keeps getting wider. I bet shes having a girl
Keep flying all over the country Kim! That’s the best way to get a miscarriage you’ll be able to whore out later in all the trashy media.
She’s practicing the look for when she tells Kanye the baby is really Satan’s.
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