Olivia Munn and Joel Kinnaman in Los Angeles. (April 20, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Texting: “Yeah, she totally fell for it. She thinks I’m that Skaarsgard guy. I am *SO* getting laid tonight.”
Olivia’s looking nice and nippley today.
“Why is there a reminder alarm ringing on your phone to buy shrimp?”
“It’s a work thing. Can we swing by Whole Foods on the way home?”
Is he checking out her latest nude pics?
Curious, I just got a text from my doctor if I wanted a check up or at least a free shot of antibiotics. He sounded concerned.
Cunt Mode, Engaged.
“Anywhere you want to go is fine. Oh wait—no seafood.”
“Oh no! According to this you went over your minutes!”
-”Um, I just googled and it says Brett Ratner shrimp-fucked you?”
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