1. B&WMinstrel

    “And one of you boys says he hasn’t seen my tits?”
    “Yes ma’am it’s me! And god knows I looked for long enough.”

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Look at these outfits… thank GOD for the American Revolution.

  3. I am not positive and please don’t quote me on this but I think England may be a tad ahead of us in integrating the gay into their scouts…

  4. Here’s a fun fact about the scouts in England. A feminist group recently successfully sued the boy’s scouts to force them to allow girls join the boys scouts claiming it’s discrimination to exclude girls, while at the same time refusing to let the boys join the girls scouts because “the girls need a safe space away from boys.”

    That is some serious bullshit.

  5. “Your Highness, if its a girl will she inherit that decorative pancake?”

  6. FattyFatFuck

    ” I swear to God, if you tell her the story where you grabbed my head and made me motorboat your sack, I’ll bloody kill you!”

  7. “Did you say “We Blow”?!?!?

  8. “…I’m sorry, what did you say?”
    “I said go on a diet you fat bloated cow!”

  9. Calling them “Queen’s Scouts” is one thing, but making them dress like the Queen Mum just goes beyond the pale.

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