1. “God DAMN, your face is tiny! FUCK!”

  2. George P. Burdell

    I’ll show you some 70′s bush for 50 quid.

  3. Wishing he had an invisibility spell to get away from that icky girl.

  4. JimBB

    “Is it really true that you’ve been up for 2 weeks straight on meth?”

    “Yes, horrible green monster with a talking anus, it is.”

  5. “Daniel, is that a cock in your throat?”

    “Yes! Damn it!’

  6. S. Greene

    “Did he just say ‘Do you have any idea how much that stings’?”

  7. fred

    Sarah: “Daniel, I am going to take you back to your hotel room, strip you naked, and lick you from head to toe before taking your engorged penis in 2 of the 3 orifices of your choice.”

    Daniel: “Dis how asexual look.”

  8. “It will be $500 for a half and half” ”

    “Umm, okay”

  9. Spleen

    She’s confused by his … chin(s)?

  10. Swearin

    “I’ll let you bang me, any way you want, if you join Slytherin”

  11. “You were famous once … weren’t you ?”

  12. Did the Cripple of Inishmaan cut his hair?

  13. This guy’s face needs to realigned. He’s got too much forehead and too little chin. Just slide his features upwards an inch or two and call it a day.

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