Daniel Radcliffe and Sarah Greene at the opening night after party for 'The Cripple of Inishmaan' in New York City. (April 20, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“God DAMN, your face is tiny! FUCK!”
So, daily shaving has become optional? Is it that difficult?
I’ll show you some 70’s bush for 50 quid.
Wishing he had an invisibility spell to get away from that icky girl.
“Is it really true that you’ve been up for 2 weeks straight on meth?”
“Yes, horrible green monster with a talking anus, it is.”
“Daniel, is that a cock in your throat?”
“Yes! Damn it!’
“Did he just say ‘Do you have any idea how much that stings’?”
Sarah: “Daniel, I am going to take you back to your hotel room, strip you naked, and lick you from head to toe before taking your engorged penis in 2 of the 3 orifices of your choice.”
Daniel: “Dis how asexual look.”
“Make it all 3 orifices or no deal.”
“It will be $500 for a half and half” ”
She’s confused by his … chin(s)?
“I’ll let you bang me, any way you want, if you join Slytherin”
“You were famous once … weren’t you ?”
Did the Cripple of Inishmaan cut his hair?
This guy’s face needs to realigned. He’s got too much forehead and too little chin. Just slide his features upwards an inch or two and call it a day.
One more thing: the girl is gorgeous!
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