1. Looks more like “Super Pooper Alice Cooper”.

  2. Looks like he drives a cab.

  3. JimBB

    Welcome to his nightmare.

  4. Karen

    During his show he bit the head off a Viagra bottle (damn child-proof caps…).

  5. It just suck to be 84 years old and having to sit around at the hair salon waiting for the dye to set.

  6. Marilyn Manson, this is your future.

    …I originally said 10 years ago.

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    No more bolts in my neck.

  8. Does he know he’s there?

  9. Eyeless Cooper ?

  10. JO JO

    More like Here comes the Reeper

  11. I thought he died from cancer a few years ago.

    Fuck it, I *still* think that.

  12. When was he paroled?

  13. Schools Out!

    No shit!

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