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  1. Not content with giving his fans a simple photobombed selfie they’ll never forget, Kiefer likes to go the extra distance by setting them on fire afterwards.

  2. Whiskey, someone said there would be whiskey….

  3. byron821

    “CHLOEY TAKE THE SHOT NOWWWWW”!!!!

  4. “Still drunk!”

  5. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

  6. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

  7. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

  8. Swearin

    Jack Bauer doing his Jack Dawson impression

  9. “C’mon back off, Kiefer. Your breath smells like cigarettes…”

  10. “I’M KING OF THE WORL’!”

    “Hahaha, yes.”

    “I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!”

    “Um, yes. Haha.”

    “I’M KING OF THE WORRRRR–!!!”

    “Will someone get his drunk ass out of here?”

  11. He has 24 Hours to get out of Paris….Just sayin.

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