Method acting for douchebags…
That is the exact face I made trying to figure out what’s going on with his penis.
Are you a woman or just…interested?
Che the Beef
I want to call him a douche, but really he gets points for not being at Coachella.
He’ll probably tell you invented Coachella. If anything he is planning on copying Coachella and calling it his own. Never underestimate his douchiness.
He loses points for wearing a Che shirt. Only clueless fucktards wear Che shirts.
Hey douche-bag, if Che was in power you wouldn’t be getting paid millions of dollars for your movies and he would put your bourgeoisie ass in front of a firing squad because of you we now have the term “Shia Labeoufing” in the English language.
I appreciate people that wear the Che shirt so I know immediately they are fucking douchewaters.
Are those the only pair of pants he owns?? He is always wearing them.
I’m not joking, is that a frozen burrito?
On zoom it looks like a plastic tray of three-bean salad. No doubt bought at an elite deli for $25 per ounce, but its the earthy “people’s food” that keeps Shia grounded.
Man, if those pant’s could talk…well they’d probably just sob nonstop and occasionally mutter “burn me”.
“I said not in the face!”
One wonders how many personal assistants it took combing the streets and homeless shelters before they found one with pants and shirt in Shia’s size.
Will he just go eat a toilet sandwich, and get botulism .
Good news for Shia is that he is already prepared to be a homeless hobo….
I wonder if he just puts that outfit on each time he heads out the door. Then he gets back home, throws on a pair of Dockers and a nice shirt and just laughs and laughs at his cleverness.
That’s probably his Mercedes.
I’d bet $100 he couldn’t say what country Che Guevara was from…he probably thinks it’s a wicked cool Planet of the Apes t-shirt
How did you get the beans above the frank?
If he really respected Che he would imitate him and bury himself under a Bolivian airport.
Shit. Now he is trying to plagiarize Jon Hamm’s penis. Please tell me he plans to use that sandwich to plagiarize Mama Cass next.
“Yeah, it’s camel toe. I kinda invented it.”
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