superficial

  1. j/k

    With 90% of her face covered she doesn’t look half bad.

  2. Yes—that’s how many I see!

  3. Cock Dr

    It’s a decent strategy, cover up the head and let the cleavage do the talking.

  4. Senor Trout

    ‘Today’s goal: get at least one drunk asshole here to confuse me with Christina Hendricks and take me home.’

  5. So, which cardinal point is missing its witch?

  6. “What the fu…Hey, where’s my cigarette? Swear to God I was just smoking a cigarette. Fuckin’ thieves.”

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