1. EricLr

    Not pictured: One of her grandkids just off camera trying desperately to hide his face.

  2. Contusion

    Keep the legs together…no one needs a thigh master re-enactment.

  3. “Help! I’ve falllen on this piano and I can’t get down!”

  4. AAPL made me rich!

    Blanche

  5. George P Burdell

    Table dance? Wait don’t answer yet.

  6. I’d still pound that ass into powder

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    What’s the weight capacity of a Yamaha piano… more or less than your average elevator?

  8. As requested, someone is bringing her the Wookie.

  9. Grand Poobah

    she looks a bit like Arnold ‘Swartzy’ maybe they are related.

  10. GIVE US AN UPSKIRT, BITCH!

  11. The Brown Streak

    Hmmm…Yahama stocks just went down 40%…I wonder why…

  12. duder

    Not pictured: the actual show happening on a real stage somewhere, and the men in white coats lunging at her with a straitjacket to get her off the goddamned piano.

  13. tlmck

    “Ha! Ha! Sorry folks. I Just let one go.”

  14. Grand Poobah

    snail trail on the piano?

  15. And here I was thinking “Hey, Britney doesn’t look half bad on that thumb.”

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