Not pictured: One of her grandkids just off camera trying desperately to hide his face.
Keep the legs together…no one needs a thigh master re-enactment.
“Help! I’ve falllen on this piano and I can’t get down!”
Table dance? Wait don’t answer yet.
I’d still pound that ass into powder
i was always more of a joyce dewitt fan.
she had a cuter tush
At her age, all you would have to do is touch it.
What’s the weight capacity of a Yamaha piano… more or less than your average elevator?
As requested, someone is bringing her the Wookie.
she looks a bit like Arnold ‘Swartzy’ maybe they are related.
Nah, it’s just the same melted plastic look.
GIVE US AN UPSKIRT, BITCH!
Hmmm…Yahama stocks just went down 40%…I wonder why…
Not pictured: the actual show happening on a real stage somewhere, and the men in white coats lunging at her with a straitjacket to get her off the goddamned piano.
“Ha! Ha! Sorry folks. I Just let one go.”
snail trail on the piano?
More like a dust trail.
And here I was thinking “Hey, Britney doesn’t look half bad on that thumb.”
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