superficial

  1. Contusion

    Scary Spice is freakin’ me out.

  2. Box

    Bury me in the sand with her friend!

  3. Dick Hell

    Clearly this is the only acceptable viewing angle of Serena.

  4. it had to be said

    Can we get an I.D. on her “friend?”

  5. So THAT’s how they built the pyramids…

  6. Screen capture from the set of new Godzilla flick?

  7. AAPL made me rich!

    Kimbo

  8. Joesmartass

    Good to see Grace Jones put some meat on her bones.

  9. George P Burdell

    The bitch will not call me Mr. Barkley again!

  10. Deacon Jones

    “Dis is how we do it in da bush! We kill da white women, bury dem, then eat dem in da winter.”

  11. Where is Ryu, Ken and Chun Li when you need them?

  12. tlmck

    The one in the sand has a penis.

  13. anonym

    i thought this was whitney houston before she died.

  14. ri

    Yeah “a friend”.

  15. The Brown Streak

    Deleted scene from Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

  16. “Damn paps!!! How’s a celebrity supposed to get rid of a body in the Internet Age?”

  17. Later, Serena was observed burying her own face (and you can be sure it wasn’t in sand).

  18. savedatwins

    His biggest dream was to compete on RuPaul’s drag race. Sadly, he never quite got the “tuck” down right.

  19. Blech

    Haides might be a little late in bringing Persephone to the underworld…

  20. anonymous

    I thought She-Hulk was green?

  21. I think she looks really good here!

  22. Kyle

    That’s an odd way to make a sandwich.

  23. Grand Poobah

    she looks like she is getting ready for #1

  24. JK

    She Hulk smash! She Hulk bury body! Grrrarrrarrrrr

  25. Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy

    The Smoke Monster from Lost finally materializes in human form.

  26. Twitter feed: ” LOL found another dead hooker on the beach while making sand castles :)”

  27. Wile E. Coyote

    Are they casting apes for a 2001: A Space Odyssey remake?

  28. “I know she ain’t dead yet, but she will be in a couple minutes.”

  29. My critical thinking is being thwarted by a vertical symmetry of boobs.

  30. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Macy Gray is trippin’ out at the beach, again.

  31. mbcl

    Stand back – monkeys throw their feces.

  32. Viewer

    “Then I season her with these spices, before I make the fire…”

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