I’d take The Hoff’s sloppy seconds. i mean once you clean off all the uneaten burger bits, its like being the first one.
Think of it as a Sloppy Hoff.
Money on not being able to speak English.
Or any other language.
So she wants to fuck the jowled transgender pirate dame. Have at it.
Maybe she’ll get a trip to St Barts & a couple nice pieces of pirate booty out of the deal before she’s made to walk the plank.
I bet a conversation with this chick is like the meathead in those Planet Fitness commercials…
“I buy things and use your credit card……I buy things and use your credit card”
From when? Nice but the chick at Coachella wasn’t this hot…
It’s the same girl believe it or not. Airbrushing does wonders.
Six weeks and she is rehab!
I think you meant hours. 3 2 1 now
This is what David Actually sees when he’s sitting on the floor drunk. It’s not a Hamburger in his hands, it’s a blurry model.
Fuck I can’t think of one for this… Dammit.
here let me try again…
Here is Davids…. Hamburger he… ate…
but a girl.
They’re doing it? So..I guess she’s the actual…Knight rider?
Shes only on here because they needed a even number.
I am betting her waist size and IQ are in the same ballpark.
You sound fat.
You sound retarded.
you both sound like a wonderful couple…
After placing second in the Charlie Sheen Personal Assistant contest and fourth in the Hugh Hefner Bridal Pageant, Hayley finally made it to the big time with a starring role in the new TV sitcom Don’t Scoff at the Hoff. No more being Pamela Anderson’s fluffer for this young lady.
Give some tits and she is Pamela Anderson Lite.
She looks too young, I hope I don’t get my computer taken for looking at this picture !!!
Is this a computer generated image of what Jonbenet Ramsey would have looked like if she grew up to become a dirty whore ?
Fuck, there goes my hatred for him.
“Modeling photo” huh? Looks like she took this pic with her laptop camera. She didn’t even bother to iron the bed sheet she used for the back drop. Classy!
That’s not a sheet, that’s the cover for my old Ford! How did she get in my garage?
Why does the backdrop of her “modeling photo” have a pocket sewn on it? Something tells me the “agency” she modeled at was advertised on Craigs List.
Blonde hairs? Check.
Porn star make up? Check.
Lack of clothes? Check.
Lack of chest? Check.
Looks like someone has been reading the Charlie Sheen 101.
Im sorry, …David Hasselhoff’s…. what ….now?
Is he dating Michael Lohan’s sloppy seconds?
They were right in front of us backstage at Duran Duran (Coachella) this weekend. He’s REALLY tall. I had no idea. I also didn’t realize she was his girlfriend. I thought daughter or niece maybe.
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David Hasselhoff's girlfriend Hayley Roberts in a modeling photo.
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