Let’s hope he is flying SouthWest
Nope. He is still a douche bag. Try me again in 6 months, Fish.
Too bad that “Simpson Sexual Napalm” didn’t fry his douchy ass to a crisps! Personally,I think he and Taylor Swift should reunite and make a movie about their romance.They could called “Douchey and Douchier”>
John on his way to record a new, all acoustic album with such reworkings of “Your body is a wonderland” changed to “Your body has a penis and I’m blowing it”
This is your contender for best comment ever. This one vs. Bret Favre ending his career in a purple helmet. FIGHT!
Who knew you could fly with sexual napalm?
Hey John – your sponsor from Douchaholics Anonymous called… he wants his jacket back.
Hi John, how’s the Ku Klux Glans?
My baloney has a first name, it’s L-U-C-K-Y, my baloney has a second name, it’s D-O-U-C-H-E.
Nothing says ‘loser’ better than that Jesus hair-do combined with his triple-D jacket… hehe, or XXD jacket! Or, wait, is this you, Spencer?
What do you want to bet the sweaty TSA dude who gave John his pat down whispered “Your body is a wonderland” while grabbing his junk?
sooo…….Kirstie Alley gave you her hand-me-downs did she? And you thought we woundn’t notice?…Well I happed to see Rebecca wear that SAME jacket on episode #202 of Cheers back in the day so JOKES ON YOU Mayer!…Jokes…On…You!!!!
King of Douchevania!
Oh John, there really is a point at which you stop looking hip and start looking like a slob. It’s in your rearview mirror if you’d care to look.
He’s there to pick up all his black friends.
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