1. The Laughing G-D

    Let’s hope he is flying SouthWest

  2. Nope. He is still a douche bag. Try me again in 6 months, Fish.

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Too bad that “Simpson Sexual Napalm” didn’t fry his douchy ass to a crisps! Personally,I think he and Taylor Swift should reunite and make a movie about their romance.They could called “Douchey and Douchier”>

  4. The Critical Crassness

    John on his way to record a new, all acoustic album with such reworkings of “Your body is a wonderland” changed to “Your body has a penis and I’m blowing it”

  5. Who knew you could fly with sexual napalm?

  6. PTFunk

    Hey John – your sponsor from Douchaholics Anonymous called… he wants his jacket back.

  7. Bucky Barnes

    Hi John, how’s the Ku Klux Glans?

  8. Brennan Haley

    My baloney has a first name, it’s L-U-C-K-Y, my baloney has a second name, it’s D-O-U-C-H-E.

  9. hard.lesson

    Nothing says ‘loser’ better than that Jesus hair-do combined with his triple-D jacket… hehe, or XXD jacket! Or, wait, is this you, Spencer?

  10. What do you want to bet the sweaty TSA dude who gave John his pat down whispered “Your body is a wonderland” while grabbing his junk?

  11. MrsWrong

    sooo…….Kirstie Alley gave you her hand-me-downs did she? And you thought we woundn’t notice?…Well I happed to see Rebecca wear that SAME jacket on episode #202 of Cheers back in the day so JOKES ON YOU Mayer!…Jokes…On…You!!!!

  12. King of Douchevania!

  13. cc

    Oh John, there really is a point at which you stop looking hip and start looking like a slob. It’s in your rearview mirror if you’d care to look.

  14. He’s there to pick up all his black friends.

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