superficial

  1. Ed

    Just get castrated, will ya?

  2. eatme

    douche

  3. The Critical Crassness

    Wow! The loss of attractiveness is mutual between he and his wife…too bad he was already an ugly douche to start with!

  4. At first I looked at the open jumpsuit and thought: oh no, he’s left himself unprotected and vulnerable. I breathed a sigh of relief when I noticed he’s still got his rape whistle.

  5. The Critical Crassness

    Seen here lobbying for a sponsorship deal with Toyota, only to be offered a job wearing the Grimace costume at McDonalds.

  6. Arzach

    He didn’t crash? damn!

  7. fooey

    Well he looks better than Tori Spelling!

  8. Brennan Haley

    Him and Kim LAST BOYSCOUT Coates should both star in a movie together as two guys who just look like they should be slapped. Hard.

  9. Brennan Haley

    Hey, KFed, looking good man. Just in time too, cause those Japanese whalers looked hungry.

  10. MrsWrong

    Kinda wish he was racing one of those Prius’ that never stopped…oh well ;(

  11. “INK! I NEED MORE INK!!!”

  12. Looks like acute sizemorenoma to me. Poor guy, I hope they find a cure.

  13. cc

    Geez, Brian, those tattoos make you look sooooo bad ass.

    Bad ass as in if I was in grade 5 I might be scared.

  14. he looks so happy! i think donna finally gave it up

  15. Double D

    He looks good for a guy who sold his soul to the devil in order to nail Megan Fox.

  16. Double D

    There are only two rational explanations for why Megan Fox is with this guy.
    1) He sold his soul to the devil.
    2) His cock is made out of gold bullion.

  17. Deryn

    I hate his that’s-right-I’m-David-from-90210 hair, and his eyes look weird, and I hate his tattoos, and shave why don’t you, and yet … um … I’m kinda mesmerized by his arms … and his hands ….

    Also, not a terrible smile.

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