“Widen the doors! Stretch out the floors! Mammy’s back in town!”
Wild prints should never be worn to detract from a big ass…you might just as well hang a sign on it reading, “Wide Load Ahead”.
Skechers Shape-Ups: results may vary with corset tightness.
There’s nothing hotter than a chick in plus-sized Nanocomposite Spanx.
Wet ,opening, Hotel, Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian?
Would you believe my pastor utter the exact words in a sermon Sunday morning?
PLEASE!!! Stop giving this no talent Fame Whore the media exposure she does not deserve.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
We’re gonna need a wetter republic.
When she gets married with kids, she will let that slim body go.
You heard it here first.
and by that you must mean “let those spanx go”
Thanks for the news flash, Ric Romero. We all sit around here betting on whether this skinny bitch would eat a sandwich someday.
SOOOO tired of her “boob-fat” its like her tits are trying to run the f away!
Wet Republic opened 3 years ago. I was staying at the Grand when they did the big grand opening. Saw Heidi with her old new tits. They were pretty spectacular.
I wonder how many times she knocked over that backdrop with her big ass.
I really want to dis this, but right after Undead Gay Burt it’s just too fucking hot. Sorry, myself.
So is the print dress supposed to hide urine stains better?
Does this dress make my ass look fat?
She’s shaped like the anti-Barbie.
I bet if we stood her next to Heidi and they accidentally touched the universe would bless us by combining them into one normally proportioned human being with a complete soul.
Does this make my ass look big???
Her ass is like Mauna Loa.
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Kim Kardashian at the opening of Wet Republic at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas. (April 16, 2011)