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  1. Ed

    He’s full of doggy doo-doo

  2. The Laughing G-D

    like a rhinestone cowboy!

  3. Do you suppose his Depends was bedazzled too?

  4. Jacqueline Hyde

    Brett Michaels, thy future is nigh.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “HEYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSS!”

  6. The Critical Crassness

    “My boots are full of Vaseline!”

  7. Indication #342 that you are getting too old – after plastic-wrapping your furniture you plastic-wrap your hat.

  8. “It’s a giant cowboy hat. It’s funny.”

  9. Ismoss

    Aint nobody gonna be telling him hes got a pretty mouth..

  10. hmna

    Hef grew a mustache?

  11. Brennan Haley

    Hi, I’m Burt Reynolds and this is the new Jiffy Pop in a Cap. All you need to do to cook it is … what? I’m being paid with Jiffy Pop? ARRGGHHH- popopopopopopop.

  12. Brokeback Geriatric.

  13. Zswan

    Think you need to add another layer on there Burt

  14. Michelle

    Did he get Loni’s hats in the divorce?

  15. Senor Trout

    That’s the nuttiest hat Ted Turner has ever worn.

  16. justuhbill

    Smokey and the Wheelchair Bandit!

  17. His relationship with Sally Field inspired his new persona: Sister Burt-trille, The Flying Nun’s Creepy Uncle.

  18. Pete

    Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!

  19. MrsWrong

    There are no words for this, but can I just say what an a-hole he must be for wearing a hat like this into a movie…!?

  20. I always suspected he was gay

  21. He looks like he is in the middle of saying “I just shit myself Frog”….and then laughs like The Bandit.

  22. russ

    Turd Ferguson

  23. Deacon Jones

    “And if I raise my left eyebrow, like this, my whole nose moves!”

  24. cc

    So, Dolly Parton stole a hat of the set of Rhinestone and gave it to Burt Reynolds. Burt, fool that he is, though the passage of time would allow them to get away with this.

  25. cc

    If that hat is anything to go by, Ned Beatty’s character had more to worry about than he realized.

  26. sick

    Sorry Burt but the giant foam fat was wayyy funnier.

  27. Steelerchick

    Boss Hawg!!!

  28. eskwire

    Failed attempt to “blend in” while visiting Illinois.

  29. CharmlessMan

    Wow, Burt! You don’t look a day over GAHHHHHHHH!!!

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