He’s full of doggy doo-doo
like a rhinestone cowboy!
Do you suppose his Depends was bedazzled too?
Brett Michaels, thy future is nigh.
Lmao I was thinking the exact same thing!
“HEYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYSS!”
“My boots are full of Vaseline!”
Indication #342 that you are getting too old – after plastic-wrapping your furniture you plastic-wrap your hat.
“It’s a giant cowboy hat. It’s funny.”
Aint nobody gonna be telling him hes got a pretty mouth..
Hef grew a mustache?
Hi, I’m Burt Reynolds and this is the new Jiffy Pop in a Cap. All you need to do to cook it is … what? I’m being paid with Jiffy Pop? ARRGGHHH- popopopopopopop.
Think you need to add another layer on there Burt
Did he get Loni’s hats in the divorce?
That’s the nuttiest hat Ted Turner has ever worn.
Smokey and the Wheelchair Bandit!
His relationship with Sally Field inspired his new persona: Sister Burt-trille, The Flying Nun’s Creepy Uncle.
Uh, well, sir, I ain’t a f’real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!
There are no words for this, but can I just say what an a-hole he must be for wearing a hat like this into a movie…!?
I always suspected he was gay
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