In before a veritable cornucopia of “PMS RAGE” jokes.
Well, yeah, that pretty much sums up how I’ll be feeling for the next 5 days
OMG so many:
Public service announcement: “Say no to drugs”
She looks squeeze-ably soft.
No that is not her O-face… prepare to be frightened.
How would you like to see that coming at ya, at 4 am in the morning, cause that’s when that shows up. 4 am every, fucking, morning.
More like “Just say no to Scientology”.
Personally I think drugs would improve our little Xenuite…particularly of the psychiatric variety. I mean, the clothes themselves are a cry for help, but factor in the facial expression and anyone would think she was trying to pass a two-tonne thetan. “Gaaargh, why can’t I audit you OUT already!!!! Gaaaarrgh”
Her face is angry, but her stomach is blowing you kisses.
…wait, I think… I think it’s trying to say something!
taco flavored kisses
Looks like meatloaf.
o fuck, that’s exactly what i was going to comment
That’s what I thought when I saw the thumbnail.
Dee Snyder’s doing botox now?
So David Lee Roth is back with Van Halen?
Not only is her belly smiling, it has dimples.
Brad Pitt used to hit that.
Another oldie but moldy: Some people get hit with the “Ugly Stick”, Juliette Lewis got hit with the whole damn forest!
Wait, wait….I know this song! It’s the one she finishes by biting the head off a bat.
I assume she was singing a song about passing a kidney stone?
So Ozzy Osbourne grew a beer belly? Well I guess this was expected.
Yeah, about 45 years ago! Keeping up on things, huh?
Xenu is Lord, mother fuckers!
Jonathon Davis got his teeth fixed?
I actually looked like that a while back, I was singing the ‘get it out now’ song while my 9 pound son was doin the head spin thing on his way out.
Some people are natural born killers.
Others have to wait twenty years and really let themselves go.
It looks the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show is trying to get out of her stomach.
“And so every time I go to give a guy a blow job he runs away?”
I’m seeing Peter Sarsgaard playing the front man for a hair metal band
She reaaaally needs to have Metamucil put into her contract rider.
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