In before a veritable cornucopia of “PMS RAGE” jokes.
Well, yeah, that pretty much sums up how I’ll be feeling for the next 5 days
OMG so many:
Public service announcement: “Say no to drugs”
She looks squeeze-ably soft.
No that is not her O-face… prepare to be frightened.
How would you like to see that coming at ya, at 4 am in the morning, cause that’s when that shows up. 4 am every, fucking, morning.
More like “Just say no to Scientology”.
Personally I think drugs would improve our little Xenuite…particularly of the psychiatric variety. I mean, the clothes themselves are a cry for help, but factor in the facial expression and anyone would think she was trying to pass a two-tonne thetan. “Gaaargh, why can’t I audit you OUT already!!!! Gaaaarrgh”
Her face is angry, but her stomach is blowing you kisses.
…wait, I think… I think it’s trying to say something!
taco flavored kisses
Looks like meatloaf.
o fuck, that’s exactly what i was going to comment
That’s what I thought when I saw the thumbnail.
Dee Snyder’s doing botox now?
So David Lee Roth is back with Van Halen?
Not only is her belly smiling, it has dimples.
Brad Pitt used to hit that.
Another oldie but moldy: Some people get hit with the “Ugly Stick”, Juliette Lewis got hit with the whole damn forest!
Wait, wait….I know this song! It’s the one she finishes by biting the head off a bat.
I assume she was singing a song about passing a kidney stone?
So Ozzy Osbourne grew a beer belly? Well I guess this was expected.
Yeah, about 45 years ago! Keeping up on things, huh?
Xenu is Lord, mother fuckers!
Jonathon Davis got his teeth fixed?
I actually looked like that a while back, I was singing the ‘get it out now’ song while my 9 pound son was doin the head spin thing on his way out.
Some people are natural born killers.
Others have to wait twenty years and really let themselves go.
It looks the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show is trying to get out of her stomach.
“And so every time I go to give a guy a blow job he runs away?”
I’m seeing Peter Sarsgaard playing the front man for a hair metal band
She reaaaally needs to have Metamucil put into her contract rider.
She’s always been fug, and always been one who tries too hard to be ‘out there’ and ‘edgy’ and ‘annoying as fuck’.
Chronic constipation at its ugliest.
Looks like David Lee Roth is on the comeback trail again…
I thought RJ Dio died.
If you cut that pic off at the top of the mike there’s not a person on this board that wouldn’t think it was a man.
Oh, and thanks for ruining Cape Fear, stupid girl.
“How sexy am I now, Flirty Boy!”
Looks like Ozzy has lost some weight.
Juliette, Tara Reid called, she wants her stomach back.
Juliette Lewis must be kept away from bright light, you must never get her wet, and never, ever feed after midnight.
that’ll show ‘em to be gay.
at first i thought this was rosie o’ donell then i thought it was lindsey lohan, then i scrolled down and thought it was a male impersonator. after reading the caption im just confused.
that should read female impersonator.
Isn’t it what you craved for guys, an edgy emancipated chick.
The face of vodka
“Juliette Lewis performing at ‘An Evening With Women’ in Los Angeles. (April 16, 2011)”
I wonder if she is motivational speaking there in that pic…..yikes! It seems to be the fad for the washed up in Hollywood lately.
So this is what Khloe looks like when she emerges from the forest and needs a snack.
Janis Joplin finally made the Superficial.
Juliette Lewis performs at “An Evening With Women”…I guess they were going with a loose definition of the word.
And then she bit the head off a bat.
“I want to be the girl with the most cake!”
I thought Sam Kinison was dead.
Trailer trash booze-breathed vomitopolous is loose.My penis and balls ran off and jumped into a vat of hydrochloric acid.
Is “bulging forehead veins” what passes as “performing” for her? Or is it the T-shirt that apparently says “Cum Fuck”?
CRAZED GUNT is the perfect name for a rock band. We now have the lead singer.
If I didn’t know better, I’d be sure that this is actually just a really elaborate Chris Farley skit.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new leader on my list of “images portraying a female opening her mouth wide while holding a penis-shaped object in front of it that does the opposite of arouse me.”
I actually saw her band, Juliette and the Licks, open for Muse. It was awful
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Juliette Lewis performing at An Evening With Women in Los Angeles. (April 16, 2011)