Chew’s illegitimate dad
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
This is more Yoda than Chewbacca or Jabba, “Always Sunny in Philadelphia it is. Hmmm”
Arnold Schwartzenegger without his “muscle” suit and elevator shoes.
Security had him check his neck at the gate.
Glad I don’t work at the Coachella bar. I would get fired when I asked him if he wanted that drink regular or tall…. Cuz I would laugh.
Scary thing is that is a SHOT GLASS he is holding…
a giant bong behind him, that is.
just kidding it’s 3 feet tall.
Enough with Rosie O’ Donnel please.
What were they serving, 2 ounce beers?
Here smell my finger its Rhea.
HA HA HA!! FUNNY!!
Danny reminisces how he used to have to bone his Taxi Groupies before Rea came along.
The fact that people shrink when they get older is worse for some people than others. Another year or two he won’t be able to see past a pair of rubber boots.
“I’m gonna trip balls!”
More like trip over them.
Over the rainbow serves cocktails?
When Bilbo goes bad…
Troll Foot getting sloshed
i can’t believe he’s drinking!
“Here pull my finger. I’ll fart, and your hand will smell like Rhea Perlman’s pussy”
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