superficial

  1. The Laughing G-D

    Chew’s illegitimate dad

  2. Scrap

    Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?

  3. This is more Yoda than Chewbacca or Jabba, “Always Sunny in Philadelphia it is. Hmmm”

  4. The Critical Crassness

    Arnold Schwartzenegger without his “muscle” suit and elevator shoes.

  5. Security had him check his neck at the gate.

  6. Glad I don’t work at the Coachella bar. I would get fired when I asked him if he wanted that drink regular or tall…. Cuz I would laugh.

  7. Scary thing is that is a SHOT GLASS he is holding…

  8. Chaka

    a giant bong behind him, that is.

  9. Chaka

    just kidding it’s 3 feet tall.

  10. Enough with Rosie O’ Donnel please.

  11. What were they serving, 2 ounce beers?

  12. Ismoss

    Here smell my finger its Rhea.

  13. Brennan Haley

    Danny reminisces how he used to have to bone his Taxi Groupies before Rea came along.

  14. cc

    The fact that people shrink when they get older is worse for some people than others. Another year or two he won’t be able to see past a pair of rubber boots.

  15. “I’m gonna trip balls!”

  16. Over the rainbow serves cocktails?

  17. UnholyKrep

    When Bilbo goes bad…

  18. Arizona Ken

    Troll Foot getting sloshed

  19. i can’t believe he’s drinking!

  20. “Here pull my finger. I’ll fart, and your hand will smell like Rhea Perlman’s pussy”

  21. CharmlessMan

    He’s showing you penis-height for a normal person.

  22. AnnaDraconida

    Looks like he ate another little person.

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