1. “Hi! My name is Halle Berry and these are my tits…”

  2. “Hi, you’re probably a whore that banged my ex while he called you racist remarks. Nice to meet you.”

  3. Lunch

    That’s Michelle.

  4. Frank Burns

    “I’m wearing leopard print, but just between us gals, I’m totally a cougar! Hahahaha . . . ahem.”

  5. Billybob

    “Y’all can tell that Pussycat bitch this is how you do this shit.”

  6. EricLr

    Hello, I’m Diana Ross now.

  7. Nina

    Halle Berry has the tits of a 20 year old. Her skin is ridiculous. I think she looks better now than she did 20 years ago. Black don’t crack for real.

  8. “Thank you for saying that. I work hard to keep the crazy hidden.”

  9. “So I’m not at the Japanese Center? Then cancel my order for sushi.”

  10. Grand Poobah

    nice firm berries

  11. Perplexity

    Ah, I remember the good ol’ days – when that cleavage line was about 4 inches higher.

  12. “Yo VIP…let’s kick it!”

  13. Swearin

    Hi, thank you for coming. Would you be interested in helping me destroy my ex-husband?”

  14. The Brown Streak

    I’ve got the urge for some Nestle chocolate milk…i don’t know why.

  15. nice teef

    She has nice teef.

  16. Blech

    “Thank you so much for looking at something other than my tits.

  17. Contusion

    “Hello, we’re really happy to meet you.”

  18. mbcl

    “I know you, you’re Charles Barkley.”

  19. “Heyyy…you look just like that Madame Butterfly lady!”

  20. Bonky

    “Yeah, I think so too. I mean why is Nestle Chocolate sponsoring a black womans award party ? Seems kinda weird in some way.”

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